Yesterday I had a no cow day. I needed to have a break as they are giving me a massive headache. I did everything else instead. I cleaned up our pigsty of a kitchen, baked the first section of the Great Big Cake, cleaned out the Dyson including washing some hidden parts. Apparently you should do this monthly. I have done it once in three years. I then topped off my domestic achievements by cleaning the barbecue, a really disgusting job of unparalleled gunkiness. Many pairs of rubber gloves and scouring things later it still looks greasy and vile.
I spent the rest of the day doing my, very difficult jigsaw puzzle. I can't really moan as it was me who designed it. The nice company are sending me a new board today without a bloody great ridge in the middle. No charge. Oh how kind, right and proper. I don't even have to return the old one.
This morning I got up early, assessed the cows .... Mmmm. Perhaps not as bad as I thought. I then admired my squeaky clean kitchen and made two more layers of the Great Big Cake. I made a bit of a botch turning out the top section but they all have to be sculpted into a giant mound so it'll be fine.
No cake crumbs allowed in my clean kitchen. I told Mr Smith off for leaving his breakfast things on the side and standing messily. What a houseproud little fairy I am turning into. Makes a change from a total slut I suppose.
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