Lost and Found

Hello there. How very clever of you to find me. I have difficulty finding me and my iPad and specs and dog and cup of tea every morning. Luckily I have Mr Smith to help. "Your iPad is in the debris next to your bed, your specs are on your head, your smelly, muddy dog is here and would like to sit on your bed and here's your tea, you lazy cow." Oh how lost I'd be without my Mr Smith and a dog towel.