Internet Disasters

I have a warning that an Internet delivery is imminent,  I am waiting with disappointment in place ready.  

My recent on line purchases:-

Hair style things - Japanese, no instructions, hopeless.

Bed - awful in a hundred ways - might take to the tip.

Table - damaged

Linen - thin and scratchy

Chair - small and uncomfortable

Hairbrush - big but weedy

Sweets - revolting

Frame - enormous and wrong in so many ways

Cotton thread - fine. One good item.  

I must stop shopping on line.

I must

I will

But I must just have another look on ebay.